Cryogenics

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I have been researching in a cure for the dreaded Turkabbage disease and the only cure is to cryogenically preserve the person who has got it. I researched in that too (I like researching: it makes me happy:):):):D:D:D) and it read the egyptians first introduced cryogen freezing and it was first used to freeze food stuffs until they were ready for defrosting.

A turkey is a bit like a lobster. It has claws, antennae and no legs apart from a couple of tiny spindly things. Meanwhile, whilst the turkey was evolving, it looked a bit like an ostrich. The third stage of evolution was long and hard for the turkey because there was a massive 2000 year long drought and the only food was cabbage because the cabbage had stolen water from a cactus. So the unsuspecting turkey ate the cabbage and all was well for a while. But the cabbage inside the turkey grew and legs and great big gnashers. Eventually the cabbages ate the insides of the poor turkey and the turkey died out (this is what will happen to people who eat turkey and cabbages at the same time!) except for one little egg. The drought had ended and space was glad so it sent down a martian fridge with a hole in the bottom. The egg was cryogenically preserved but the strange thing is: there were two turkettes in the egg, both of a different gender; grill and yob. The two mated and then their children lived for 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 years and here they are now.